Live Out Of Bound.

26 26 26.

2011-01-26T23:47:00.004+08:00

女人发小姐脾气可发得真強.
但还好, 至少我知道我的女人还沒老得完. 哈.
Thank goodness.

P.S: Start. Speaking. English.

...ainmosnI

2011-01-09T05:15:00.003+08:00

The thing is, we all have our habits. Hah.
Truly something that differentiates us from one another.
But, what if it's deadly?
Then, be deadlier than it.
Kill it.

PS: Lol to the title. ;)

October 8

2010-10-08T12:28:00.002+08:00

It's not the matter of time, it's the matter of effort.

Mistake is done to be learned, not to be sighed over.

2010-09-18T17:00:00.003+08:00

"What was the worst thing you have done to embarrass yourself in your working life?"

People A:"I dropped while promoting a shoe."
People B:"I managed to sell only 3 laptops while others managed to sell 20+ at PC Fair."
People C:"I... don't know."

LOL, and the People C was no other than my father.
I'm guessing there's too many he couldn't contained it, thus forgetting them. =p
At any rate, it would very much nicer not to remember, because it's only going to hold you back.
So what if a mistake you made caused you embarrassment?
So what if people's perception towards you went downhill, worse than before?
Do they know the true you?

It's annoying to say something that you meant it one way and other people take it as another.
Today at work I was supposed to send an "urgent" file to Boss.
Alright I was lazy and so the only thing I could come up with right away was, I am scared I will get lost (since I'm a newcomer and never been to Damansara Height from the place I am working at, I assumed it would be a good excuse.) plus there's still plenty more of work me and one of my colleagues have yet to finish, so I thought it would be nice to help out.

After a whole thoughtful time for an excuse to be lazy, I totally forgot about the "urgent" file I was supposed to send, until when I reached back to the main office at KL where my boss was waiting, to slaughter me.

Boss:"So you cannot send me the urgent file?"
Me:(thinking) Uh oh...
Boss:"Wani (my "awesome" colleague) say you are scared to take the taxi by your own and come ah?"
Me:"Huh? (No choice, have to stick with the lame excuse) Yeah I was afraid I would get lost.

This isn't the part that had me overwhelmed to blog right now.
Scolding my girlfriend for my mistake is.
For the record, my boss is a wife to a lawyer whom yet to reach the age of maturity...
because if she's reached there, she should know that a mistake should be dealt with the doer and not the one who has a friendship/relationship with the doer.

Anyway, rant is over.

Promises that I will always want to keep.

2010-09-08T11:06:00.007+08:00

My blog will never have a single post about our bitter times, like I promised.

(although I very much hope I could write it all down here and let you know how exactly I'm feeling, cause I'm lost.)

Mistake mistake...

2010-08-31T01:34:00.002+08:00

Failing to give all you can is like failing to live life to the fullest.

Short post, but worth the reminder.

Damned.

2010-04-19T00:22:00.004+08:00

Blog's dead huh...
That's because we've been into tons and tons of drama practices >.<
Which eventually paid out good. *round of applause people... and another round... roahh*
First runner up :D
We got first... runner... up??? @.@
After all the late arrivals for drama practices, we actually got 2nd. xD
Amazing...
Oh and the best part, who would've guessed...
"and the two thousand and ten UTAR's best actor award goes to...
to...
Mister...
Yap. Chun. Lim.
Round of applause people..."
Woah... for real? In my dreams, no it isn't, but in reality, yes.
*sniff sniff*

Hmm... going late for practices do help in acting... especially if you're 3 hours late, you'd do even better. Hahahaha
confirm if this continues, Hollywood's best actor award is my next stop already. ><

Anyway, acting was fun and even though I may have gotten the best actor title, I have absolutely no idea of acting my way out of paranoia. Things start to get a little tighten up there in my head lately.

I cannot just stop thinking, of the possibilities of going into a relationship and blowing it up again. Once was enough. and I swear if there's any way that I could revert things back to normal I would. I wouldn't have left the one I really loved, alone. But because of paranoia, hmm.. I did.

What a way to start the year. Leaving her, the first day of 2009, just because of paranoia. And now, it's coming back. I need help. I can't stand leaving another again. I can't stand watching each tears dropped because of my stupidity, again.

Paranoia kills,
but I'm doing my best to keep it away,
I hope you know,
how much I treasure you, vPk.

casual is d way, man.

2010-03-21T23:23:00.005+08:00

What the fuck!
Yeah, thats right man FUCK is like the INternational SoldiER language...
Want to know why?
Go fucking watch Green Zone!!
Every sentence either starts with, OR ends with a FUCK!
or even better, starts and ends with an F.
Good luck to parents whom are bringing their children in for that movie, man.

Hmmm... speaking of the F word. I kinda flashback to an sms some of my friends have sent me longggg time ago. Like ice age years ago, man... and it goes like...

F - Friends
U - You
C - Can
K - Keep

so if u think im a friend and you want to keep me
then i want you to fuck me back after readin this msg! :)

Yeah like wtf man seriously... whoever came up with this BRilliant idea?!
Mm.. if it was all from girls then it's still okay lah(yeah definitely!)..
but the thing is I got it from males too -.-
I presume those are the future gays xDD
but nvm the males, never did bother them, females only I replied... Haha...
and pls every normal guy would do that so don't come telling me
"Oh pervert la you...", "wtf pervert" or whatever thing that has to do with pervertism. ;)

Gah whatever the fuck it is xD
I'm off to bed.

2 movies a day can actually kill.
Lesson learned.

2010-03-19T04:42:00.003+08:00

Script is done :D
Now the dialogues left to go.
Yawn...
Ahh Nescafe baby...
: )

Learning Path - 1 (A balanced act.)

2010-03-16T23:48:00.012+08:00

Strong men.
Strong men aren't always those who have tight chest, firm biceps and well shaped ass but those who speak confidently.

However...
The strongest man, is a man who not only has confidence in every little word he utters, but also one who can control himself over say maybe lust for money, women or even better, lust for intercourse.

He is one who found the recipe to overcome the fear of inadequacy before any other man does.He is one who gives up insignificant acts, to respect ethically almost everyone he meets.

He, is what every man dreams to be.
and to be a strong man, one has to come across a loss first.

The 12-Days-Late Valentine.

2010-02-27T21:03:00.010+08:00

Lightning Thief may be a good movie, but
it was better because you were there.
corny much? x)

I really hate to say this
but
the place that we sat,
that you chose
was rather quite perfect.
The middle H row if I'm not mistaken..
(soooo the center of attention, so your style. Hahah..)

Hmm I think from now onwards you book all the tickets yeah? xD

:DDD

and stop hitting/massaging me all the time.
You may be rough
but I'm tough. =p

All in all, you were able to make my day and have always been.
and please don't forget to take your medicine.
Heart you.

PS: thanks for all the tickles, so being a gentleman I'll return them someday. Ha.

It bleed, I saved. It will fly away, somehow.

2010-01-17T12:58:00.013+08:00

It was bleeding, at a side of its wings,

couldn't help myself but to unchain it off the pain.

Perhaps... it found me protective,
tho chances of escape were there for it,
but never once escaping has crossed its mind.

As much as I'd like to continue to keep guard on thee,
time would just draw a line of jeopardy.

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Time flies
and I'm sure, soon this little bird will too.

Trust me, Mel... I'm not the kind of guy that you want.
& promise me that you'll enjoy Aussie, alright? :)

Life Is Unfair. Part 1

2010-01-17T00:31:00.004+08:00

Hahaha

3 Months M.I.A

2010-01-12T21:38:00.008+08:00

New year + fireworks + friends...
Now wouldn't that picture be nice :)
Perfect new year celebration
But nooooo
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..
...
I had to celebrate my new year 2008 at
a camp in Terengganu
with Negaraku
together with strangers.
All thanks to
.
...
..
....
National Service.

But that 3 months of escape had helped to regain my "lost" confidence.

So here goes...

Kem Cheneh Cemerlang.
So it was located at Cheneh... Hmm...

Whatever activity this was, it was nice.

Tarzan's daily activity... Seriously.

Yum~~
When you're hungry you'll survive on anything. :(

The day where I was still in shape. -.-
and still am!
(I choose to live in denial xD)

Dance rehearsal. Poppinggg
Was in it tho...
Hence - pop4u

Dormitory leader.
Boring dude.
Eat sleep smoke.
That's all he does.

Thanks for the free burger. Heehee

The gays... xD

The gay... on my left

We look a little too chubby tho in this pic. Haha..

Take 1

Take 2

Finally, the best pic.

National Service wasn't that bad.
3 months of M.I.A. No.
It was 3 months of, f-u-n.

January 10.

2010-01-11T23:42:00.007+08:00

You are
inevitably
breathtaking.
Miss ____.

It is, It was.

2010-01-10T18:38:00.007+08:00

When you think you have caught the plot by it's neck, it catches yours instead.
That's... Sherlock Holmes for you.
How mind stimulating can a movie be? lol.

9/10

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This Is How Things Work.

2010-01-08T00:01:00.015+08:00

.................................

You're a criminal.
A criminal that I'll catch when you fall.

.................................

Corny Out Loud.

2010-01-06T23:41:00.012+08:00

And I thought this was bloody corny.
I was wrong.
I'm worse(more corny than this).
and Chubby knows exactly why.

Crack My Skull.

2010-01-03T01:48:00.013+08:00

What on earth is with me? Sigh, shoot me seriously.

ARghhhhh!
Have to study for Chem & Phys. Minor test is just this coming Saturday. Sigh...

Moments ago(before blogging)
Mom said: "Remind yourself... Final is around the corner!!" Like as though it had ever worked.
Hey mom... if you can hear me, your son...
We got got to literally crack open his skull and throw the notes in!!!

Damn this is one tiring week but will end great, that I'm certain.

Because...

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Here I come...

The sad thing is, this super fun, after-test movie moment will be ruined somehow in some way. Haha... imagine someone you watch with... yawns ALL the time! lol xD

If she ever finds this out, she'll either kill me or tell me "Stop repeating it lar... it's getting boring..." or maybe both... Hahaha but still, I can never let her go from this. :D:D
Because she really was inevitably ANNOYING when we were watching Avatar. (yawn yawn yawn... non stop I tell you) =_=

Hahaha oh and she loves people calling her "chubby" for some reason, tho she isn't one.
Seriously, stop being so... "cute" okay? I'm afraid I'll fall for you someday. =P

Jokes 101.

2010-01-01T14:15:00.001+08:00

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any lubricant. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Credit: http://www.jokes-best.com/

010110.

2010-01-01T03:08:00.020+08:00

Title: "Awesome" celebration.
Venue: Jaya-One
Time: 9.30 p.m. - 1 a.m.

Supposedly to meet up at 9.30 with em' peeps but there's always some delay when you are someone. Lol...

One of the reasons of delay:

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got obsessed chatting with someone...hahaha!!

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xxx: *(told you I'm not good in editing)
cL: sorry i just had to put it back up again. :)

note to xxx: EDIT THIS & YOU'LL DIE!

Anyway, I think I'd need to apologize a little regarding today's lunch (you know who you are) Wasn't feeling well tho, so didn't feel like munching at all...

Ah... done with the first post of 2010. Oh wait... 2010 already? Sigh 2 more years people... 2 more years....

Fear - The Release Of Courage?

2009-11-05T23:28:00.005+08:00

What do you like to drink?
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May it be Coke or Pepsi. Let's just take Coke(my favorite) as an example. When you open a can of Coke and pour it, okay... just pour it, two things are happening at the same dimension of time. One is that the Coke is being evacuated, and the other is that the can is slowly getting emptied.

*Evacuation, emptied.* okay?

I guess we can only come to one conclusion, that is the emptiness reflects the release of the Coke that is in within the can.

So now, imagine the can as an individual(a human, a homosapien, whatever) and courage as the Coke. Let's call this, say Can of Courage. When you pour out courage, what is left in that Can of Courage is an empty can of nothing. This emptiness, we can generally label it as Fear.

Now, think. When you feel fear in within, it means you ARE feeling the emptiness. And this emptiness could only mean the evacuation of courage! So my question is, when you pour the Can Of Coke, you see just Coke flowing out, so when you pour the Can of Courage, you should see Courage flowing out too right? It's theoretically supposed to be this way, but why? Why is it that during public speaking times that I still see some people feel fear, people pouring the Can of Courage to feel fear but not SPEAKING the courage poured?

Needless to say, there is no barriers to the flow-out of the pouring Coke when you open the can. Same goes to there is no barriers to the flow-out of the pouring Courage when you open your mouth. We are meant to shine.

The incomparable breathtaking Sunday

2009-08-17T20:21:00.038+08:00

The title fits in perfectly :D
Lol.

Let's just begin with the night before Sunday.
We got invited over to my grandfather's brother's daughter's place to chill out. @@ (lol it's amazing how I could still remember our distant relationship.)

and somehow, girls will always be girls.

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Tags: Aunt Corina's daughter (with violin) and
the other 2 are my UK couzies. hee~

At first my sis showed this to me and I
thought she downloaded from the web.
How stupid can I be? =X

The 3 huggables (1 each for Aunt Corina's daughters)

Aunt Corina's eldest.

Aunt Irene's second. lol acting cute eyy... bwahaa

This is my mom's second.
Retarded? :D
Then you're way too generous hahaa..

Let's get retarded for once :D OInkss!

Aunt Irene's first.
THIS is the REAL pig. ahaahah xD

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Then
came
Sunday

:D

The Genting trip

In the cable car.

2 mins till the 4D show starts. . haha

Superstars in the house =P
perasan to the max

Superstars take 2: lol my fave pic :D

Give me a take 3!

The UK-rians.
Missing them loads. T.T
and
thanks for the gift.
It's cute :)
hahaha...

:D:D:D:D:D

Lol... then we headed back home at around 8.30pm... reached at about 9.30 and what else...? SIEW YEH LA ppl... (siew yeh = "supper" in cantonese) kewl...

and what's cooler was when I was half awake doing my full lab reports downstairs in the middle of the night. alone. =D
With a tad bit of luck, I had them all done in time. lol

The tiring Sunday.

2009-08-11T23:29:00.018+08:00

Mom: "Your couzzies are coming back today!"
Me: "I know but cannot la... got game today... at TARC my old college.."
Mom: "Go and see that one again ah?"
Me: " -,- NO. Basketball la..."
Mom: "Owh... *laughs*"
(pls don't mind the broken English lol =P)

Yes, my mom and I are close but we just argued yesterday at this hour... so yeah AND it's always the same old reason...

Anyway, back to where we were. . . After the game on Sunday August 2 (which we lost due to some technical prob), we came up with a super party at section 17 several days after :D

Haha... then now let's proceed to girl's favorite activity.

Appetizer :O

Hahaha... wonder who is it cooking? :D

Raymond's 5th plate... Sluuurpp..

Ladies go first :D
but the real case was
Ang: "ok miss you..."
ahhaahha...

Notice the serious cooking environment. @@

Brian trying to put "electric"...
but Xue Wen: "NAA!! hungry le.. faster cook la.. see see see.."

The ~~best~~ quite okay organizer ;D

Mom's Mee Siam at the very top of the picture.

Kalim(right): Open la wui..
and me. I was just doing my thing... haha

There are still plenty of other pics but I'm just too laaazy... haha

Thx to Xue Wen and Brian(5 star hotel's cook) and everyone else that made this day happen. "Awesome" isn't enough to describe this day. NAAA!!

A month from...

2009-08-07T00:15:00.014+08:00

Been dead for the past month literally. The damned assignments, the damned things I have to go through... I like the way I was before, I miss the old me despite the fact that I was a ~~jerk~~... I somewhat doubt the saying "once a thief, always a thief" is true... pls don't let it be =P

Hah... tho it's a must-must to speak mandarin 90% of the the time now in UTAR... I can still write good essay :D the self praise attitude will never grow old enough to be used.. :O

And uh... the place that I'm in currently, I'd give it a 7/10. . . 1/10 minus for the sports facilities, the other for the chicks available =D and lastly the fkin canteen. *yawn*

The canteen incident:

An old man doing the work of a cashier. At first I thought it'd be fine because he charged me fairly, that's... the first time I bought from the canteen. Then when second time comes, the price was r.i.d.i.c.u.l.o.u.s.l.y expensive but I wasn't the only one being charged so uberly expensive tho coz there was another being, sharing the same fate as me =( the Dubai dude...

Imagine, a plate full of fried rice and fried rice only was charged at a price of RM5. sigh...
*uncle, stop your work here and go get a job at Sunway University's canteen ok* Those are the kids you should be charging RM5 for 1 plate of fried rice. =X lol...

Then of course, other than the canteen incident other times were just fine... Oh and there's this girl I met that I thought I should thank her. She reminded me of what I wanted to be when I was young, a surgeon. hahahaha That was when I was at 15+ of age I guess... I just thought I could be able to save the agony of a friend for being a little different from others (some back problems). Naive huh? Me a surgeon? bleuh... So yeah, it's really fun listening and talking to her tho, but certainly I don't enjoy being poked around =P really, I should start poking back sometimes... *pokes* take that.

And now... now it's effin late... screw the test tmrw ftw. signing off.

Misc Mixture

2009-07-07T23:01:00.006+08:00

Hahahah… damn this dead blog XD

So… had my physics test last Saturday and it was extreeemely difficult

9.00a.m – Mr.Poh : Ok can start now…

Turned to page 1…

OMGFTW phd’s set of papers? … SO TOUGH!!!

Hahah.. no la… it was quite easy but I’m no Dhruva ok … :D
I might get 60+ marks.. maybe but definitely no crossing over 80+?? =( saddd

Wuuoah… and guess what happened yesterday…? :D:D:D
We actually met up with this stranger(not so stranger la) from GG gaming community at Blitz.

As we were walking towards Blitz, I swear to God I could tell who was supposedly to be the guy we were suppose to meet up with.. cause Im born with sixth sense… remember? ;D lol neyh it’s actually something you will never understand… it’s called, the DotA instinct.

Then today,
to be continued… XD

i learned I LEARNED @@

2009-06-20T20:38:00.013+08:00

The church held a basketball event today at the lobby? (Yea I guess it's called the lobby)
Today... today... today...

Today I was put in a team with my sis and another unknown guy to play a 7-minutes basketball game.

So...

Today I passed the ball to the wrong person. (you have any idea how it felt??)

Today I made 2/3 shots. (most of the time I was passing the ball)

Today I did not make the effort to go for a lay-up but today I somehow managed to flawlessly block my shooter from getting a point. But BUT, I was fouled for doing so, WTF! (I'll explain this later in the post)

Tho others would come up to me after the game to tell me "not bad not bad, got 2 shots down moFO!" but still I'd say it really sucked. Not only the game sucked, even referees too for they were making mistakes of not looking at fouls PROPERLY.

Incident 1:
I was marking ABC guy.
ABC was going for an under basket shot.
I WENT FOR THE TAP.
I COULD FEEL IT. I HIT ONLYYY THE BASKETBALL. WHEE XD

note: it's not a foul IF you block the person from shooting using your hands to get in contact with the ball and the ball only. know what I'm sayin'...?

But thennnn, a millisecond(which is equivalent to 0.1 second) later, the referee HAD to blow the whistle, hard......
*PEE~EEE~ETT*
Referee: "FOUL!!"
Me: Ref, all ball ref... all BALL.
Referee then gave the whatever look and walked away.
MOTHER#^%@ING REFEREE. YOU WAIT!!

ok... so the game still went on...
blablabla, let's fast forward.
About 2 minutes later...

Incident 2:

I was dribbling the ball to go for ball clearance.
*PAKKK..*
-some bastard just hit my hand, hard- =_=
I SWEAR YOU WOULD BE ABLE HEAR IT YARDS AWAY...
The lame part >>> Both me and ref looking at each other.
*staring like as tho we both were water in desert of Sahara*
@%#$er never blow the whistle.
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.
2 seconds passed.
Still haven't blow the whistle.
-_-"
Ok fuck it, let's just play(after all, I was in a church, so yeah no swearing)

It was pretty stupid tho when I looked back at the mistakes I did today.
But I guess I can only learn from it.
Things didn't really go my way today.
Gah... ZZZ

2009-06-11T20:37:00.005+08:00

June 11 - Me, a class rep. pfft -,-

Typo* - take 2

2009-06-02T15:02:00.003+08:00

Grew apart from our ~~sweet~~ misery, long ago.

Typo* - take 1

2009-05-31T20:19:00.014+08:00

Play time is ~~still a constant~~ over.

Refinement.

2009-05-05T23:22:00.007+08:00

(sigh)

Never did change ~~or did I?~~

Wild Sanity.

2009-04-23T15:20:00.017+08:00

*spotlight here please*...

Free-IQTest.net - Online IQ Test

Intelligence Interval	Cognitive Designation
40 - 54	Severely challenged (Less than 1% of test takers)
55 - 69	Challenged (2.3% of test takers)
70 - 84	Below average
85 - 114	Average (68% of test takers)
115 - 129	Above average
130 - 144	Gifted (2.3% of test takers)
145 - 159	Genius (Less than 1% of test takers)
160 - 175	Extraordinary genius

Sleepless

2009-04-04T06:10:00.008+08:00

Another fun sleepless night, watched Fast and Furious with amazing peepz. Another freaking awesome action movie, other than Transformers that was released in 2007(i think so). What superb way to start our day with a 1.45a.m movie. :D

Oh and not to forget, I'm still holding on to the Best Presenter title award for my class regarding Thursday's presentation. xD

Thursday was unforgettable really. >.< (not showing off la kay) Blurhh... oh wait, did I mention about how "suffocating" it was when we were in the cinema. Just try imagining you're sitting beside a beggar, the SMELLLLLLL OF IT!! ^^ so uberly insane I nearly wanted to just walk out of the cinema. -_- Alright, gotta go for Ching Ming now. Tired tired tired.......

The Incomparable Year

2009-03-04T23:29:00.017+08:00

Third day of semester 3 and today I suppose it's quite another routine day like any other college days, but just the one that I have not seen for a long time, is now giving me a tough time when I set eyes on thee, again. Those flashbacks, those lies, those pathetic moments, they really know how to invade my mind pretty well tho.

Never did I say I'm not done with the past but sometimes it really haunts and you can do nothing but to bare with those "short running clips" deep in your head. And the question is, is friendship that of close to impossible? This, I have absolutely no idea

Mind messing

2009-03-02T20:37:00.010+08:00

HAH! accidentally skipped the first day of sem 3 of college today. @_@
Hell of funny when I found it out through friends ;O
I kinda looked wrongly at the time-table so yea...
Oh well, what's passed, passed.
Let's look ahead and not back cause
assignments are rolling in soon ;(
7 weeks starting today onwards, is going to be helluv hectic!

There is a mind messing question now that keeps on repeating itself over and over again in my head! (like WTF! fkin get out pls) :\

Nyah.. life is all about fun.
screw the current dilemmas. xD

Fascinated.

2009-02-18T10:19:00.025+08:00

we joined reality at ninety
only that our eyes met at nineteen

during the sermons, i remember
is where we noticed one another
after the sermons, if you could remember
is where we bumped into each other

then again, fate never did fade
as we sat together to info-trade.
i was brought to clarity, that you joined in after two
but hey, you looked nineteen too

Humanity.

2009-02-18T00:40:00.015+08:00

The inconsiderate asswipe thoughts,
the selfishness of one's fleshly needs,
haven't they breathe enough to kill many?

ignorant.

2009-02-16T01:37:00.004+08:00

vulnerable friendship from every angle.

Cute Creations..

2009-01-24T17:58:00.016+08:00

aha.. :P

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the sick one. . . xD

The Fails. :D

2009-01-22T01:40:00.025+08:00

"ekk.. mumkk.."
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"go fetch, spike!!"
*knock* xD
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i'm sure that's the largest too miss, NOT! -,-
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"how's that feel fool, block me again imma cum all over!! uh!" XD

Sexy Facts... minuse the 'y'

2009-01-21T22:09:00.007+08:00

THINGS THAT I NEED TO LET YOU KNOW!!

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Sex is the best and safest way to relax, its effect is 20 times as strong as valium's.

For every web page with “normal” content, there are five of them with pornographic content.

In terms of biochemistry, sex has the same effect on the body as eating too much chocolate.

Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

During the female orgasm, endorphins are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

Beards grow faster on men who have sexual intercourse on a regular basis.

In Hong Kong, a woman whose husband cheats on her has the legal right to kill him, but she is only allowed to use her bare hands.

A Greek who is unfaithful to his wife would sometimes be punished by having his pubic hair removed in public and having a huge radish inserted in his rectum. (ouch man ;O)

In India, it is cheaper to pay for a prostitute than it is to buy a condom.

Women who read romance novels make love twice as many times as those who do not read them.

An average person spends two weeks of his or her life kissing.

On average, men think about sex every seven seconds.

25 percent of women think that money makes men sexier.

Some lions mate as many as 50 times a day.

120 million sexual intercourses “occur” in the world every day.

A minute’s kiss burns 26 calories.

Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.

Only 17 percent of women have an orgasm during intercourse.

World's Smallest Man

2009-01-21T03:45:00.010+08:00

"If only my left hand was long enough.. har har har.."
=P

FB Facts...

2009-01-20T21:52:00.009+08:00

Facebook was found originally by a Harvard student, Mark Zuckerberg.
Its purpose was mainly for the use of Harvard's students and Facebook was originally named 'The Facebook'.

But not long after it spread to other major universities in U.S. and became the 4th-most trafficked website in the world with more than 90 million users in it and has more than 24 million photos uploaded into it daily!

And the interesting part is that, its domain was purchased at $200,000.

Coke+Mentos Party

2009-01-20T20:48:00.009+08:00

Coke + Mentos = ?

'Explosion' is right...

I'm certain that everyone knows about this...
But what if I say it's done in a new way?? :)

The highest topped at 2.6m high.

World's Smallest Gun

2009-01-20T15:20:00.003+08:00

[the original size of it]

The Swiss-made gun looks tiny and yet it is able to KILL from point-blank range.

Characteristics of the gun:
-5.5cm long
-shoots up to a range of 112m far.
-fires a bullet up to approximately 300 mph.(enough to blow your brain off)

[the zoom of it]

and wthell... the price of it costs up to £3,000?!!

Endless Creativity

2009-01-20T14:04:00.009+08:00

50 students were covered in a bubble.
imagine if:
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someone sneezes by accident

Girl's Basins

2009-01-20T12:47:00.006+08:00

Got tired from washing hands from the very same basin?

Try this.

Creatively, made in China.

One Piece, To Millions...

2009-01-19T23:09:00.028+08:00

Floods occurring in places that have never experienced flood before. One thing, there is no mystery behind it.

The answer:

The North Pole several years back.
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The North Pole now.
Hence, rise of the sea level.

* Another problem:
"2008 global temperature ties as eighth warmest on record", reported ScienceDaily (Jan 19, 2009)

Determination! MM!

2009-01-19T22:43:00.009+08:00

"Plants outdoors may not respond the same way as plants in the lab", reported ScienceDaily (Jan 19, 2009)

Amazing huh?

"Survival of the fittest is the ageless law of nature, but the fittest are rarely the strong. The fittest are those endowed with the qualifications for adaptation."

Adapt, is the key to survival.

lol..

2009-01-08T01:08:00.011+08:00

Future Secretary Interview

A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary's position.

He thought of a question and asked each one of them: "A woman normally has two mouths, What's the difference between the two?"

The first one answered: One can talk but the other can't.

Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.

Third answered: one is hairy, the other isn't.

The last one answered: One is for my use and the other is for my boss.

within a second...

Boss: You're hired!

Plain Dumb :)

Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Husband: How can I? I don't even know her!

Girls Are Always Right

If he is late for class, he will be told, "Time and Tide wait for none".
If she is late, then, "Have a sit young lady".

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, "Has he escaped from the Zoo?"

If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".

If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.
But if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".

last but not least the unforgettable...

Room 436

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the
clerk a question. As he turns to go to the
front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into
her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 436."

True Meanings

2009-01-08T00:32:00.005+08:00

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Red Bull BC One :D

2009-01-01T01:11:00.002+08:00

Honestly, how many know about Red Bull BC One?
I guess 1 out of 4 people would know.(i hope) =(
BC here mainly stands for Breakdancing Championship :D
That's right get that into your head, it's breakdancing.

Sigh if we were to mention Red Bull BC One to David, I can bet he'll be like this...
David: "wtf you talking? aiya.. what breakdance breakdance all, wanna dance go clubbing la jom MOS tonight."

Hoho if it happens to Adlan, his most anticipated reaction would be...
Adlan: "(scratches head).... eh come la me, you, Hon Lum daytona 2 rounds la bro"
(why not pool? :D ask him =P)

Despite the reactions that I might be getting, I somehow know that Anir would be rather interested in it. hah!

Red Bull BC One's champions till date:
2004 - Omar
2005 - Lilou
2006 - Hong10
2007 - Ronnie
2008 - Wing

From my point of view, I personally think that Hong10 is one of the best ones ever to have performed in the Red Bull BC One.

Red Bull BC One 2006 proudly presents
the combination of sick moves & speed
from Korea...
--- Hong10 ---

check it out if you have even the slightest interest in it
trust me it's worth the time :D